She will bring them home, and start looking on www.allrecipes.com for some good pickle recipes...
...for 4 hours.
She will finally pick a recipe and make 2 small batches.
This will make her realize she's going to need more jars.
She will write a list of all the things she also needs from the store.
Then, she will drive to the store and realize the list is on the counter in the kitchen.
Being at the store will remind her the door frame wants painting.
She will buy some paint and other random items not on her list.
At the last minute she will remember she wanted jars, and put them in her cart.
She will drive home and start painting the doorframe, and realize she has no masking tape.
She will then decide to wipe off the paint if it gets anywhere other than the doorframe.
She will discover this is easier said than done.
2 hours later when the door is painted, she will realize she hasn't eaten today, and there is less than half an hour before she has to work...
So she will make herself a sandwich.
And chances are, if she makes herself a sandwich,
She'll want a pickle to go with it.
No comments:
Post a Comment